Stop. think.

  1. yelyahwilliams:

markhoppus:

iamjenn2:

msdnasty:

ryanjjohn:

greeneggsandme:

lookethatmyface:

alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….
**EDIT**
i actually want to know what it is that is next to you
for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)
so what is yours?

A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.

 my sofa? FUCK YEAH

Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

My mom?
An electric fan? Woah.

    yelyahwilliams:

    markhoppus:

    iamjenn2:

    msdnasty:

    ryanjjohn:

    greeneggsandme:

    lookethatmyface:

    alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

    good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

    **EDIT**

    i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

    for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

    so what is yours?

    A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
    Fuck. Yes.

     my sofa? FUCK YEAH

    Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

    Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

    A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

    a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

    My mom?

    An electric fan? Woah.

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  2.    3,910 notes

    1. gaysiren reblogged this from gaysiren
    2. arjayy182 reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
      My mother.
    3. our3sparks reblogged this from yelyahwilliams
    4. sinksanksunk84 reblogged this from onceuponarizzleshorrorstory
    5. squiddleblob reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      A cushion?
    6. himesamaa reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      My Nikon. Alright. I can see this happening.
    7. genderfunky reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix
    8. newmoonwitch reblogged this from thetruthbetween and added:
      A cup of tea, well I’m fucked.
    9. thetruthbetween reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      A gun. That is highly useful. Unfortunately, it’s a Nerf gun, which isn’t quite as useful.
    10. ma-belle-michelle reblogged this from whattheyforgettotellyou and added:
      My cell phone, a pillow, and a can of paint…? Um. This doesn’t bode well for me.
    11. lexysauce reblogged this from thetruekamui and added:
      Well, I’m laying on my left side, so does that mean I can use my queen size memory foam mattress? I’ll just hide under...
    12. saelokason reblogged this from jaraxxus and added:
      An automatic rifle with crosses and a bible verse glued to it. Dude, I totally sound like I was A) prepared for this, B)...
    13. rebakitt3n reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      TV remote and a cat? I’m fucked.
    14. lalalanatic reblogged this from boxos-house-of-cardboard and added:
      A FUCKING WALL. COME AT ME.
    15. whattheyforgettotellyou reblogged this from rogueokami and added:
      The cat. Uhhhh
    16. rogueokami reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      yankee candle? Or a steam cleaner XD
    17. ssaalexblake reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      AN EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE THAT IS SITTING ON ONE OF MY CRIMINAL MINDS S6 DVD’S AS A COASTER. ooops
    18. jaraxxus reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      …a box of Kleenex. Welp.
    19. thetruekamui reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      Does Jordan count as a weapon?
    20. timequaked reblogged this from delphinecormierphd and added:
      A 23oz can of Arizona tea. :|
    21. agentcarolinainthemorning reblogged this from horussz4hh4k and added:
      A pin cushion :l
    22. horussz4hh4k reblogged this from koddex and added:
      … its a small pillar
    23. woolgrilling reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix and added:
      well well well, a bottle of water. ALWAYS COOL.
    24. dragonflycas reblogged this from delphinecormierphd and added:
      I don’t think my mother will fare very well as a weapon….
    25. jemily-faberritana reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      An unfinished Starry Night puzzle…maybe the zombies will try to finish it while I get away!
    26. kindofalwayshope reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix and added:
      Pointing into my closet… Two tennis rackets? Well at least the zombies will get a good laugh as they kill me.
    27. qrswave reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix
    28. alisonfreakinghendrix reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      Candy Corn. uh.
    29. regina-skywalker reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      A oscilating window fan? well at least it can come in handy for SOMEHTING because it certainly doesn’t keep it cool in...
    30. pregnantseahorsedads reblogged this from shinyglace0n and added:
      A glue stick, scissors, camera, highlighter, some pens and pencils annnnnnddd a colored pencil…
    31. shinyglace0n reblogged this from dwaynebarockjohnson and added:
      Madeline alarm clock.
    32. addiealexander reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      My 8 pound Chihuahua. Oh lord…
    33. just-otp-feelings reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      wow a fucking giant chair wtf dude
    34. ribbonsncurls reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      Glass if wine bitches, i cut you!
    35. whatisitcalledagain reblogged this from bewilderingtopractice and added:
      A motherfucking chair! YES!
    36. sonic-the-muthaf--king-hedgehog reblogged this from larstenobar
    37. star-grrrl reblogged this from galliprayin and added:
      well that works out wonderfully
    38. galliprayin reblogged this from jamesfactscalvin and added:
      a huge ass pile of books. At least I won’t be bored.
    39. witch0fspace reblogged this from 100-sleepless-niights and added:
      A wall… wtf?

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