Stop. think.

  1. yelyahwilliams:

markhoppus:

iamjenn2:

msdnasty:

ryanjjohn:

greeneggsandme:

lookethatmyface:

alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….
**EDIT**
i actually want to know what it is that is next to you
for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)
so what is yours?

A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.

 my sofa? FUCK YEAH

Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

My mom?
An electric fan? Woah.

    yelyahwilliams:

    markhoppus:

    iamjenn2:

    msdnasty:

    ryanjjohn:

    greeneggsandme:

    lookethatmyface:

    alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

    good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

    **EDIT**

    i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

    for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

    so what is yours?

    A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
    Fuck. Yes.

     my sofa? FUCK YEAH

    Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

    Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

    A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

    a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

    My mom?

    An electric fan? Woah.

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  2.    3,910 notes

    1. gaysiren reblogged this from gaysiren
    2. arjayy182 reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
      My mother.
    3. letzbefreaks reblogged this from yelyahwilliams and added:
      An empty 7-Up can.. help
    4. our3sparks reblogged this from yelyahwilliams
    5. sinksanksunk84 reblogged this from onceuponarizzleshorrorstory
    6. squiddleblob reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      A cushion?
    7. himesamaa reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      My Nikon. Alright. I can see this happening.
    8. genderfunky reblogged this from jaureguilol
    9. newmoonwitch reblogged this from thetruthbetween and added:
      A cup of tea, well I’m fucked.
    10. thetruthbetween reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      A gun. That is highly useful. Unfortunately, it’s a Nerf gun, which isn’t quite as useful.
    11. ma-belle-michelle reblogged this from whattheyforgettotellyou and added:
      My cell phone, a pillow, and a can of paint…? Um. This doesn’t bode well for me.
    12. lexysauce reblogged this from thetruekamui and added:
      Well, I’m laying on my left side, so does that mean I can use my queen size memory foam mattress? I’ll just hide under...
    13. saelokason reblogged this from jaraxxus and added:
      An automatic rifle with crosses and a bible verse glued to it. Dude, I totally sound like I was A) prepared for this, B)...
    14. rebakitt3n reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      TV remote and a cat? I’m fucked.
    15. lalalanatic reblogged this from boxos-house-of-cardboard and added:
      A FUCKING WALL. COME AT ME.
    16. whattheyforgettotellyou reblogged this from rogueokami and added:
      The cat. Uhhhh
    17. rogueokami reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      yankee candle? Or a steam cleaner XD
    18. ssaalexblake reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      AN EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE THAT IS SITTING ON ONE OF MY CRIMINAL MINDS S6 DVD’S AS A COASTER. ooops
    19. jaraxxus reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      …a box of Kleenex. Welp.
    20. thetruekamui reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      Does Jordan count as a weapon?
    21. timequaked reblogged this from sarahmanning14 and added:
      A 23oz can of Arizona tea. :|
    22. cheesehime reblogged this from cronux and added:
      a drawing of sollux
    23. agentcarolinainthemorning reblogged this from cronux and added:
      A pin cushion :l
    24. cronux reblogged this from notfurry and added:
      … its a small pillar
    25. mrsparrilla reblogged this from jaureguilol and added:
      well well well, a bottle of water. ALWAYS COOL.
    26. notfurry reblogged this from paintercas and added:
      Loki action figure. I APPROVE.
    27. paintercas reblogged this from sarahmanning14 and added:
      I don’t think my mother will fare very well as a weapon….
    28. jemily-faberritana reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      An unfinished Starry Night puzzle…maybe the zombies will try to finish it while I get away!
    29. but-i-like-hope-puns reblogged this from jaureguilol and added:
      Pointing into my closet… Two tennis rackets? Well at least the zombies will get a good laugh as they kill me.
    30. qrswave reblogged this from jaureguilol
    31. jaureguilol reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      Candy Corn. uh.
    32. regina-skywalker reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      A oscilating window fan? well at least it can come in handy for SOMEHTING because it certainly doesn’t keep it cool in...
    33. pregnantseahorsedads reblogged this from shinyglace0n and added:
      A glue stick, scissors, camera, highlighter, some pens and pencils annnnnnddd a colored pencil…
    34. shinyglace0n reblogged this from dwaynebarockjohnson and added:
      Madeline alarm clock.
    35. addiealexander reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      My 8 pound Chihuahua. Oh lord…
    36. just-otp-feelings reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      wow a fucking giant chair wtf dude
    37. ribbonsncurls reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      Glass if wine bitches, i cut you!
    38. whatisitcalledagain reblogged this from bewilderingtopractice and added:
      A motherfucking chair! YES!
    39. sonic-the-muthaf--king-hedgehog reblogged this from larstenobar

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