Stop. think.

  1. yelyahwilliams: markhoppus: iamjenn2: msdnasty: ryanjjohn: greeneggsandme: lookethatmyface: alvin-yeslikethechipmunk: good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left…. **EDIT** i actually want to know what it is that is next to you for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece) so what is yours? A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.  my sofa? FUCK YEAH Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day. Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating. A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back. a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos. My mom? An electric fan? Woah.

    yelyahwilliams:

    markhoppus:

    iamjenn2:

    msdnasty:

    ryanjjohn:

    greeneggsandme:

    lookethatmyface:

    alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

    good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

    **EDIT**

    i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

    for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

    so what is yours?

    A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
    Fuck. Yes.

     my sofa? FUCK YEAH

    Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

    Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

    A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

    a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

    My mom?

    An electric fan? Woah.

    (via thecharlieball)

    2.    3,904 notes

    1. minipant reblogged this from yelyahwilliams
    2. sinkorswim84 reblogged this from darkling-evilregal
    3. squiddleblob reblogged this from enstasy and added:
      A cushion?
    4. thedreampolice reblogged this from enstasy and added:
      My Nikon. Alright. I can see this happening.
    5. enstasy reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha
    6. newmoonwitch reblogged this from thetruthbetween and added:
      A cup of tea, well I’m fucked.
    7. thetruthbetween reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      A gun. That is highly useful. Unfortunately, it’s a Nerf gun, which isn’t quite as useful.
    8. ma-belle-michelle reblogged this from whattheyforgettotellyou and added:
      My cell phone, a pillow, and a can of paint…? Um. This doesn’t bode well for me.
    9. lexysauce reblogged this from thetruekamui and added:
      Well, I’m laying on my left side, so does that mean I can use my queen size memory foam mattress? I’ll just hide under...
    10. saelokason reblogged this from jaraxxus and added:
      An automatic rifle with crosses and a bible verse glued to it. Dude, I totally sound like I was A) prepared for this, B)...
    11. rebakitt3n reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      TV remote and a cat? I’m fucked.
    12. lalalanatic reblogged this from boxos-house-of-cardboard and added:
      A FUCKING WALL. COME AT ME.
    13. whattheyforgettotellyou reblogged this from rogueokami and added:
      The cat. Uhhhh
    14. rogueokami reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
      yankee candle? Or a steam cleaner XD
    15. ssaalexblake reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
      AN EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE THAT IS SITTING ON ONE OF MY CRIMINAL MINDS S6 DVD’S AS A COASTER. ooops
    16. jaraxxus reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
      …a box of Kleenex. Welp.
    17. thetruekamui reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
      Does Jordan count as a weapon?
    18. hello-gallifrey reblogged this from meetatgunpoint and added:
      A 23oz can of Arizona tea. :|
    19. hersassycondesce reblogged this from cronux and added:
      drawing of sollux
    20. perfect-prefect-percy reblogged this from cronux and added:
      A pin cushion :l
    21. cronux reblogged this from idjit-assbutts and added:
      … its a small pillar
    22. itsjustagood-story reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha and added:
      well well well, a bottle of water. ALWAYS COOL.
    23. idjit-assbutts reblogged this from namelessherefornevermore and added:
      Loki action figure. I APPROVE.
    24. gcummings reblogged this from jemily-faberritana and added:
      My closet’s mirror? Or my phone charger…
    25. namelessherefornevermore reblogged this from meetatgunpoint and added:
      I don’t think my mother will fare very well as a weapon….
    26. jemily-faberritana reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
      An unfinished Starry Night puzzle…maybe the zombies will try to finish it while I get away!
    27. but-i-like-hope-puns reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha and added:
      Pointing into my closet… Two tennis rackets? Well at least the zombies will get a good laugh as they kill me.
    28. qrswave reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha
    29. 50shadesofsasha reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      Candy Corn. uh.
    30. meetatgunpoint reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
      Nilla Wafers.
    31. regina-skywalker reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
      A oscilating window fan? well at least it can come in handy for SOMEHTING because it certainly doesn’t keep it cool in...
    32. sweetansourbraincells reblogged this from shinyglace0n and added:
      A glue stick, scissors, camera, highlighter, some pens and pencils annnnnnddd a colored pencil…
    33. shinyglace0n reblogged this from omelettesandwich and added:
      Madeline alarm clock.
    34. ayjayalexander reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      My 8 pound Chihuahua. Oh lord…
    35. just-otp-feelings reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      wow a fucking giant chair wtf dude
    36. ribbonsncurls reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      Glass if wine bitches, i cut you!
    37. whatisitcalledagain reblogged this from bewilderingtopractice and added:
      A motherfucking chair! YES!
    38. you-can-always-do-more reblogged this from slapthefatcat and added:
      I have the two tomes of War and Peace. I guess I’ll just open it and read it aloud and they’ll go away? Or maybe hit...
    39. sonic-the-muthaf--king-hedgehog reblogged this from larstenobar
    40. slapthefatcat reblogged this from flameoalchemist and added:
      Slapthefatcat: Pillow. This should be interesting.
    41. star-grrrl reblogged this from galliprayin and added:
      well that works out wonderfully
    42. animexfanatic reblogged this from flameoalchemist and added:
      yeah i get an apple, you zombies are going down :D
    43. galliprayin reblogged this from justthefactsmaam and added:
      a huge ass pile of books. At least I won’t be bored.

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