Stop. think.

  1. yelyahwilliams:

markhoppus:

iamjenn2:

msdnasty:

ryanjjohn:

greeneggsandme:

lookethatmyface:

alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….
**EDIT**
i actually want to know what it is that is next to you
for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)
so what is yours?

A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…Fuck. Yes.

 my sofa? FUCK YEAH

Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

My mom?
An electric fan? Woah.

    yelyahwilliams:

    markhoppus:

    iamjenn2:

    msdnasty:

    ryanjjohn:

    greeneggsandme:

    lookethatmyface:

    alvin-yeslikethechipmunk:

    good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….

    **EDIT**

    i actually want to know what it is that is next to you

    for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)

    so what is yours?

    A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
    Fuck. Yes.

     my sofa? FUCK YEAH

    Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.

    Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.

    A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.

    a photo scanner.  i will document the chaos.

    My mom?

    An electric fan? Woah.

    (via akacharlieball)

  2.    3,911 notes

    1. brotisthegreat reblogged this from markhoppus
    2. gaysiren reblogged this from gaysiren
    3. arjayy182 reblogged this from markhoppus and added:
      My mother.
    4. our3sparks reblogged this from yelyahwilliams
    5. sinksanksunk84 reblogged this from onceuponarizzleshorrorstory
    6. squiddleblob reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      A cushion?
    7. himesamaa reblogged this from genderfunky and added:
      My Nikon. Alright. I can see this happening.
    8. genderfunky reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix
    9. newmoonwitch reblogged this from thetruthbetween and added:
      A cup of tea, well I’m fucked.
    10. thetruthbetween reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      A gun. That is highly useful. Unfortunately, it’s a Nerf gun, which isn’t quite as useful.
    11. ma-belle-michelle reblogged this from whattheyforgettotellyou and added:
      My cell phone, a pillow, and a can of paint…? Um. This doesn’t bode well for me.
    12. lexysauce reblogged this from thetruekamui and added:
      Well, I’m laying on my left side, so does that mean I can use my queen size memory foam mattress? I’ll just hide under...
    13. saelokason reblogged this from jaraxxus and added:
      An automatic rifle with crosses and a bible verse glued to it. Dude, I totally sound like I was A) prepared for this, B)...
    14. rebakitt3n reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
      TV remote and a cat? I’m fucked.
    15. lalalanatic reblogged this from boxos-house-of-cardboard and added:
      A FUCKING WALL. COME AT ME.
    16. whattheyforgettotellyou reblogged this from rogueokami and added:
      The cat. Uhhhh
    17. rogueokami reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      yankee candle? Or a steam cleaner XD
    18. ssaalexblake reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      AN EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE THAT IS SITTING ON ONE OF MY CRIMINAL MINDS S6 DVD’S AS A COASTER. ooops
    19. jaraxxus reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      …a box of Kleenex. Welp.
    20. thetruekamui reblogged this from timequaked and added:
      Does Jordan count as a weapon?
    21. timequaked reblogged this from delphinecormierphd and added:
      A 23oz can of Arizona tea. :|
    22. agentcarolinainthemorning reblogged this from horussz4hh4k and added:
      A pin cushion :l
    23. horussz4hh4k reblogged this from koddex and added:
      … its a small pillar
    24. woolgrilling reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix and added:
      well well well, a bottle of water. ALWAYS COOL.
    25. dragonflycas reblogged this from delphinecormierphd and added:
      I don’t think my mother will fare very well as a weapon….
    26. jemily-faberritana reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      An unfinished Starry Night puzzle…maybe the zombies will try to finish it while I get away!
    27. kindofalwayshope reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix and added:
      Pointing into my closet… Two tennis rackets? Well at least the zombies will get a good laugh as they kill me.
    28. qrswave reblogged this from alisonfreakinghendrix
    29. alisonfreakinghendrix reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      Candy Corn. uh.
    30. regina-skywalker reblogged this from addiealexander and added:
      A oscilating window fan? well at least it can come in handy for SOMEHTING because it certainly doesn’t keep it cool in...
    31. pregnantseahorsedads reblogged this from shinyglace0n and added:
      A glue stick, scissors, camera, highlighter, some pens and pencils annnnnnddd a colored pencil…
    32. shinyglace0n reblogged this from dwaynebarockjohnson and added:
      Madeline alarm clock.
    33. addiealexander reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
      My 8 pound Chihuahua. Oh lord…
    34. just-otp-feelings reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      wow a fucking giant chair wtf dude
    35. ribbonsncurls reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
      Glass if wine bitches, i cut you!
    36. whatisitcalledagain reblogged this from bewilderingtopractice and added:
      A motherfucking chair! YES!
    37. sonic-the-muthaf--king-hedgehog reblogged this from larstenobar
    38. star-grrrl reblogged this from spookyrarity and added:
      well that works out wonderfully
    39. spookyrarity reblogged this from jamesfactscalvin and added:
      a huge ass pile of books. At least I won’t be bored.

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